meowcat.

shimmerfang:

teacher: wheres your homework

me: *swings a really big sword*

teacher: holy shit

TV show producer: Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.

drunkmom2007:

supersmashbrothersbrawl:

5ky1er:

Mom: What do you want for your birthday?

Meimage

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kiss me hard before you go

inkpug:

boywhocried-badwolf:

i have no words

This belongs here.

androgynistic:

if it’s inaccessible to poor people it’s not radical 

princekanou:

u ever accidentally misgender urself and ur just like wtf self come on u got this you of ALL PPL got this why do u have to be such a disappointment  

nishlo:

trillow:

ive watched this so many times

u know he hit the blunt right before he walked out like “just one hit no big deal” but he pulled TOO HARD

spoken-not-written:

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

sdzoo:

Have you seen our new security monitor yet?

sdzoo:

Have you seen our new security monitor yet?

shantrinas:

skullita:

Space unicorn take 2 @sugarpill goldilux and @urbandecaycosmetics electric palette + @limecrimemakeup poisonberry #motd #space #altblackgirls

OMFG YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL STOP 

shantrinas:

skullita:

Space unicorn take 2 @sugarpill goldilux and @urbandecaycosmetics electric palette + @limecrimemakeup poisonberry #motd #space #altblackgirls

OMFG YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL STOP