oh my fucking god stop
Meet Sygmond The Grey, a truly majestic cat from the northern lands of Legendary Maine.
life goal #7 - Meet this cat
Hello, I’m Cannibal! OH HAHAHA I MEAN HANNIBAL what a funny slice of the tongue. SLIP OF THE TONGUE WOW THERE I GO AGAIN. Anyway, what a pleasure to eat you. MEET YOU ha I did it again how odd. Can I take your liver HAHA I MEAN COAT HA HA HA
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| — | the writers of Hannibal showing off their very well-practiced subtlety (via horologists) |
Glorify Obesity Tip #2
When people tell you that you shouldn’t be eating the food you’re eating, go back for another helping and follow them around eating it.
Make sure to moan from the pleasure of eating
Hannibal: *neglects to inform Will of his impending brain explosion*
Hannibal: *gaslights Will when he's already having a meltdown*
Hannibal: *leaves a gun in the room while Will is having said meltdown*
Hannibal: Will is my friend
Hannibal: I worry about him






