meowcat.

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

image

I think we all know where this is going.

image

the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

miranduh-cosgrove:

laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps:

2damnfeisty:

Am I the only one that felt like this scene was monumental? A transgender woman teaching other women sex ed?

I thought this would be offensive because these women are still having a man tell them about their own bodies, isn’t that what they women fought for? If i’m wrong please let me know.

A transgender woman is a WOMAN. Not A MAN.

unimpressedcats:

I am a tooth 

unimpressedcats:

I am a tooth 

onlylolgifs:

Cat snapping a selfie

onlylolgifs:

Cat snapping a selfie

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

unimpressedcats:

spider kitty

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

joeyjojo-shabadoo:

telapathetic:

ikusobbing:

a human being made this. this exists. what kind of world do we live in. im ashamed and confused.

im so hard

Recently, I’ve been having problems differentiating parody/satire from reality, and I’m pretty sure it’s because of stuff like this.

joeyjojo-shabadoo:

telapathetic:

ikusobbing:

a human being made this. this exists. what kind of world do we live in. im ashamed and confused.

im so hard

Recently, I’ve been having problems differentiating parody/satire from reality, and I’m pretty sure it’s because of stuff like this.

fatshitcray:

omg
lilcochina:

Omfg

accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

image

this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

sourcedumal:

sourcedumal:

deascandal:

reallyfriendlyblackhottie:

queenofsabah:

OH GOD

YES YES YES

UM. OKAY

Bringing this back because sexy ass men of color are cooking and gawd yes