teacher: wheres your homework
me: *swings a really big sword*
teacher: holy shit
Mom: What do you want for your birthday?
kiss me hard before you go
if it’s inaccessible to poor people it’s not radical
u ever accidentally misgender urself and ur just like wtf self come on u got this you of ALL PPL got this why do u have to be such a disappointment
ive watched this so many times
u know he hit the blunt right before he walked out like “just one hit no big deal” but he pulled TOO HARD
[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]
Have you seen our new security monitor yet?